*happy hissing noises*

baelor:

i saw this

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so i made this

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imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

epic-vines:

How you and your friend see yourselves singing inside a car vs. how other see you 

Vine by: Lele Pons

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

jollityfarm:

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird